Self(ish) Report Presave
✦ COMING SOON ✦ THE SELF(ISH) REPORT ✦ ISSUE 001 ✦ THE WORLD GAVE YOU A SUPPORTING ROLE BUT THIS IS YOUR MOVIE ✦ HUMAN DESIGN DEEP DIVE ✦ PRESAVE NOW ✦ KNOW YOURSELF ✦ CHOOSE YOURSELF ✦ CENTER YOURSELF ✦ SELF-KNOWLEDGE IS NOT SELFISH ✦ COMING SOON ✦ THE SELF(ISH) REPORT ✦
>> Issue 001 · The Report <<
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The Self(ish) Report Track 01 Archetype you were always the main character ✦ coming soon ✦ ur main character era ✦
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✦ Presave Now ✦
they wrote you a supporting role. here's your script back.

The world gave you
a supporting role.
But this is YOUR movie.

This human design report feels like a quiz in Cosmo and a Miss Cleo reading but is actually handing you the laptop to rewrite your life, column a la Carrie Bradshaw.

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the report drops soon ✦
no spam. no performing. just the truth about you.
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✦ what's on the cd ✦
The Self(ish)
Report issue 001
ur main character era ★ ♡ ★
tracklist ✦
01Archetype
02Decision Making
03Your Role
04Your Villain Edit
05Main Character
06Your Plotline
✦Bonus: Standards
> what's inside

Not a personality test.
A mirror.

Your Human Design written like the script you were always supposed to have. Six chapters. No flattery. Just you, finally named.

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Archetype
You've been playing a character that wasn't actually written for you. That is why it feels awkward. This is who you actually are.
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Decision Making
What if the way you've been making decisions is the exact opposite of how you were meant to? It's okay, you didn't know any better. Now you do.
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Your Role
Here's the part you were actually cast for.
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Your Villain Edit
The story they told/tell about you. And how to use it to explode your success.
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What Makes You The Main Character
Your gifts, what makes YOU iconic.
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Your Plotline
The through-line of your entire life, including ALL storylines (also known as the HD variables.)
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Bonus: Girl, Get Some Standards
A mini-report all about where you uniquely lower standards and how to get back into Penthouse energy. Everyone is invited, they just need to take the elevator. You're not going down to meet them anymore.

"You cannot choose yourself if you don't know yourself."

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