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they wrote you a supporting role. here's your script back.
The world gave you
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But this is YOUR movie.
This human design report feels like a quiz in Cosmo and a Miss Cleo reading but is actually handing you the laptop to rewrite your life, column a la Carrie Bradshaw.
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The Self(ish)
Report issue 001
ur main character era ★ ♡ ★
Report issue 001
ur main character era ★ ♡ ★
tracklist ✦
01Archetype
02Decision Making
03Your Role
04Your Villain Edit
05Main Character
06Your Plotline
✦Bonus: Standards
✦Bonus: 64 Gates Oracle
> what's inside
Not a personality test.
A mirror.
Your Human Design written like the script you were always supposed to have. Six chapters. No flattery. Just you, finally named.
01
Archetype
You've been playing a character that wasn't written for you. That's why it feels awkward. This is who you actually are.
02
Decision Making
What if the way you've been making decisions is the exact opposite of how you were meant to? You didn't know any better. Now you do.
03
Your Role
Here's the part you were actually cast for.
04
Your Villain Edit
The story they told about you — and how to use it to explode your success.
05
What Makes You The Main Character
Your gifts. What makes YOU iconic.
06
Your Plotline
The through-line of your entire life, including all storylines — also known as the HD variables.
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Bonus: Girl, Get Some Standards
A mini-report on where you uniquely lower standards and how to get back into Penthouse energy. Everyone is invited — they just need to take the elevator. You're not going down to meet them anymore.
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Bonus: The 64 Gates Oracle App
An interactive app + AI oracle trained on the 64 gates. Explore your chart, ask it anything, go as deep as you want. Link inside your report and in your delivery email.
✦ everything you get for $27 ✦
The Self(ish) Report — Issue 001
Six chapters of your Human Design written like the script you were always supposed to have. Your archetype, how you make decisions, your role, your villain edit, your gifts, and your full plotline.
✦ bonus
Girl, Get Some Standards
A mini-report on where you specifically lower your standards and exactly how to stop. Penthouse energy only.
✦ bonus
The 64 Gates Oracle App
An interactive app and AI oracle trained on the 64 gates of Human Design. Explore any gate, ask it anything, use it as many times as you want. Link delivered inside your report and by email.
"You cannot choose yourself if you don't know yourself."
the Self(ish) promise ✦
✦ ready to rewrite your script? ✦
The Self(ish) Report
issue 001 · ur main character era
$27
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The Self(ish) Report — 6 chapters, your Human Design finally in plain language
Bonus: Girl, Get Some Standards mini-report
Bonus: The 64 Gates Oracle App — interactive explorer + AI oracle
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